The Ben Maller Show

The Ben Maller Show

Storyteller, provocateur, rabble-rouser, raconteur, professional blabbermouth, sarcasm specialist, doctorate in insomnia, distant relative of...Full Bio

Hour 1 - Skepticism Ward

Hour 2 - Jump Ship?

Ben Maller talks about Pirates All-Star Paul Skenes schmoozing with Dodgers staffers, the latest setback for Giancarlo Stanton in the Bronx, Jacob Misiorowski being shocked by the small Brewers media contingent, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!

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Hour 3 - Back to School

Ben Maller talks about Browns TE Dae'Quan Wright being set to return to college with coach Lane Kiffin at LSU, Oregon coach Dan Lanning objecting to NFL rookies boomeranging back to college, Pats LB Robert Spillane saying he's irritated with Tom Brady, Insta-Advice Line, and more!

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Hour 4 - Elementary My Dear Watson

Ben Maller talks about Deshaun Watson saying Browns fans were "disrespectful" when they booed him, if Todd Monken is really going to ignore Deshaun Watson's comments, a Chinese robot beating Usain Bolt's world-record in the 100 meter dash, Maller Militia Feud, and more!

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Best of The Ben Maller Show

BIg Ben talks about Titans QB Cam Ward performing poorly against the Seahawks in the preseason and if he gets a hall pass, Deshaun Watson saying that Browns fans were disrespectful by booing him, Maller to the Third Degree, Insta-Advice Line, and more!

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The Fifth Hour: Robbie The Mariners Fan Mailbag!

The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller sets sail into the murky waters of the Sunday Mailbag, with Robbie the Mariners Fan riding shotgun as the fellas swashbuckle their way through another hodgepodge of listener questions. On the menu: a Mike & Dogs invasion of the Ben Maller Show, the great Starbucks relocation mystery, Fake News, and the comedy stylings of Lucky Tony. Also, doggy diets, Piggly Wiggly problems, automobiles with enough miles to qualify for Social Security, and living that sweet lake life. The boys visit the top human zoo on the planet, activate the Marlins Man hotline, investigate why squids are apparently taking over the highways, and debate whether kids should actually get paid to attend school. Holy cannoli! Whatever happened to a gold star and a carton of chocolate milk? It's a grab bag of malarkey, mayhem, Maller Math, and listener-generated nonsense. No hocus-pocus, just focus!

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The Fifth Hour: Tabernacle of The Chicken Finger With Eddie Garcia

Ben spills the exclusive details of his long-overdue power lunch with former radio sidekick Eddie Garcia — the who, what, where, when and why of the whole operation. It required the Army Corps of Engineers, some highly questionable Maller Math and enough travel to qualify as a Lewis & Clark expedition. The destination? The Tabernacle of the Chicken Finger, where Benny reveals exactly how much power 25+ years at Fox Sports Radio gets you. Spoiler: not much. Plus, we workshop the first-ever Milky Way NFL Draft featuring the Grays, Nordics, Insectoids and Reptilians. Which alien species goes No. 1 overall, and naturally, how do the Browns screw it up? Then it's Tooth Fairy economics: Santa Claus' overnight-working younger sibling has been collecting chompers for generations — but just how many teeth can the Tooth Fairy theoretically harvest from one kid? We crunch the numbers on that brain buster and more in this completely unnecessary, yet somehow must-listen edition of the Fifth Hour.

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Ben Maller Show Best of the Week

Big Ben talks about Von Miller getting signed by the Cowboys, Dan Campbell advocating for replay monitors on the sideline, the NBA concluding their investigation and finding no wrong doing by Steve Ballmer with Kawhi Leonard, Maller's Mountain of Money: Edward Norton Edition, and more!

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The Fifth Hour: The Maller Matchmaker

One random night watching a Yankees and Orioles game somehow turned Ben Maller into the executive producer and kingpin of "The Maller Matchmaker: Friend Edition," a completely spontaneous and unnecessary adventure some 2,300-miles away from the People's Republic of California, co-starring Marlins Man and Sports With Coleman. Because when you see Marlins Man behind home plate, naturally the next move is to start meddling in people’s lives. Along the way, Ben plays the adult version of Where’s Waldo?, while Bob Uecker, Don King, Casey Kasem-style “long-distance dedications,” and the Pentagon somehow wander into the story. Sure, why not? Then there’s the important historical investigation nobody requested: What clothing item did President Truman, Elvis Presley, Tom Selleck, and Jimmy Buffett help make popular? We also squeeze in the Atari 2600, Jonestown, and the philosophical dilemma that has tortured mankind for generations: What exactly qualifies as Kool-Aid? It’s Friday’s Fifth Hour — a perfectly normal podcast made by perfectly normal people, unless it's not.

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Hour 1 - Fernand-UH-OH

Ben Maller talks about Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza's struggles against the Houston Texans in Week 2 of the preseason, Houston's hesitation to pay C.J. Stroud, why the NFL decided to pick the pockets of the Cowboys and Saints, and more!

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